Deus e os campeões da Libertadores!

Era o início da década de 60, quando se deu este interessante episódio:

O Presidente do Santos Futebol Clube marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:
- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão da
Libertadores.
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap (páginas do livro de Deus), e diz:
- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão. E
duas vezes...

O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:
- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores MUITAS VEZES,
mas não na sua gestão.

O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da Libertadores? Deus
consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua
gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.

O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Palmeiras , será Campeão da Libertadores? Deus
consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores, fará várias
finais inclusive, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.

O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.
- E o Corinthians, será Campeão da Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro e ..
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E finalmente Deus conclui...

- Não na minha gestão!